Friday, April 10, 2009

Fast & Furious; The same old but slightly enhanced formula.

Fast & Furious, the fourth in line of The Fast and The Furious franchise, uses the same old formula that makes the first three movies good and then trimmed off the little things that make them bad.

The story kicks off with the return of some familiar faces, namely, Dom Toretto (Vin Diesel) and his band of brothers – and girlfriend, Letty (Michelle Rodriguez) – in an attempt to steal some petrol, in which they succeed. But Dom is a wanted man. And being an honorable wanted man that he is, he left his friends in hope that the cops would come for him instead of them.

Skip a few years later, Dom gets a call from his sister Mia (Jordana Brewster) telling him that his beloved girlfriend is murdered. And that is generally the plot of this movie: Dom’s out to find the person responsible for Letty’s death.

And then in come another familiar face, the undercover cop Brian O’Conner (Paul Walker), in a very fast and adrenaline-rushed chase scene. That is, on foot and from rooftop to rooftop. That is one of the most exciting scenes in the movie.

Brian is on a hunt for a drug-dealer, who is actually the same guy that Dom is trying to find. So they teamed up... just like old times.

Fast & Furious is really for fans only. New-comers might not understand the connection between the characters, but the story itself is quite easy to follow, with some surprising twist in the plot.

But it was a disappointment to see that some of the action sequences are done in CGI, namely the tunnel scenes. This really takes away the excitement that the first three movies offer. And also, this movie is way too serious. Instead of the cars and races, we’re focused on Dom’s quest for revenge which could be a drag after a while.

If you just let go of the bad dialogues and some plot holes, and probably the lack of action, Fast & Furious is actually not bad. It’s still fast and still furious, and with a more matured storyline.

But if they’re planning for a sequel, I suggest that they get back to the original theme of the franchise, which is racing and cars.

Monday, April 6, 2009

Knowing (2009): How to watch and actually enjoy it.

Knowing is a 2009 movie directed and produced by director Alex Proyas (I, Robot) and starring Nicolas Cage as John Koestler, a teacher who found some chilling predictions -- some that have already occurred and others that are about to -- from a time capsule, that lead him to believe his family plays a role in the events that are about to unfold.

Many people are not liking this story and complaining about it. So let me tell you how to fully enjoy it.

*this is meant as a joke, not to be taken seriously.
** may contain
SPOILER!!

-- SPOILER ALERT --


1. Put on your “I HEART NIC CAGE” cap because haters would want to stay far away from this movie. This movie consists of almost 90% of Nic Cage mumbling, and running around, and doing his WTF?!!” face expression... Well, pretty much being himself.

2. You must like I, Robot because it was Alex Proyas’ last movie. And it has kind of the same vibe coming from it. All apocalyptic. All CGI. All human-should-not-be-saved.

3. You must also like Indy 4 because remember how they set the story just like any other Indiana Jones movie, and then – BAM! – UFO grand finale?

4. You must like numbers and scientific jargons because this movie is littered with that stuff. And if you don’t have a mind strong enough for it, you may experience a few headaches.


5. You must accept the fact that the Sun will always triumph over Rose Byrne because again, just like in the movie Sunshine (2007), she will burn!! Although quite different than in Knowing (2009), she is yet to defeat this mass ball of heat. So final score...
The Sun: 2Rose Byrne: 0

6. “OMG!! THE PLANE CRASH SCENE ROCKS!!” because that’s pretty much the best part of the movie.


7. You must believe in Angels (if not, skip to no. 8) because those blue dudes at the end are angels.

8. You must believe in Aliens because those blue dudes at the end are aliens.

9. You must forget the first half of the movie; because that’s the only way you can enjoy the second half.

10. 2 kids + 2 rabbits = A new start for humanity ... ??? Beats me.

11. Be sure to refill your “suspension-of-disbelief” to the max because, boy, believe me, you’re going to need a hell lot of that.

Follow this simple steps and I'm sure you will love Knowing. If not, well...